Well, okay, so I'm a totally unreliable blogger. =P
Anyway, all is pretty well here. Septic tank hole is filled, Mary's Mom's lawn is seeded and kinda growing, and our (modular, but not modular) home is being built, the footers will be dug this week, and we are hoping to be in as soon as mid August, maybe. :)
Had to write this story about what happened tonight. Mary's Mom gave a talk in church today about personal histories, keeping journals and so on, and I had to get this one down
About 9, as Sarah was getting ready for bed, she went to the bathroom to brush her teeth, just like she does every night. But tonight, for some reason, she shoved the door all the way shut (something of a no-no; it has an old doorknob that's hard to turn), and then, to top it off, she turned the deadbolt knob. Now, this deadbolt hasn't even been *functional*, let alone used, in quite some time... so you may be able to guess what's coming next.
Sarah finished brushing her teeth, then Mary & I heard from the bedroom:
"rattle... rattlerattle... rattlerattlerattle... rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle... blubber, sob..."
... at which point I knew we were in trouble. The door had jammed, and Sarah couldn't get it open. So, Daddy to the rescue, right? I went and grabbed my power cordless drill and tried to unscrew the doorknob to get into the guts of the thing and open the door... no dice. The knob has been on there for so long that I can't get a screwdriver blade to engage any of the screws, which were worn to begin with, and had then been painted over at least twice. Sarah, by this point, was getting more worried. She's whining and crying a bit, and we have no idea how we're going to get her out. So, I go out back and grab the ladder, climb up on the roof, and go in the (very small) bathroom window to be with her, thinking I could turn the doorknob for her and get her out.
Nope. That would be too easy. In fact, after messing with it for a while, we figured out that it wasn't the doorknob latch, though that was as temperamental as usual, but that the deadbolt had somehow broken away from the knob that controlled it... so flipping it did nothing to disengage the bolt. At least now that I'm in with Sarah, she's calmed down.
So next we try pulling the hinges off the door from the inside... only problem? They, too, have been painted over several times since being installed, and they wouldn't budge with any of the small number of flat tools that Mary could slide under the door to me. So Mary grabs the drill and sets to work on the outside of the door again, and even with both of us shoving and pulling and drilling, we can't budge the thing. So, we call Ben.
Mary's cousin Ben is the fire chief in nearby Stacy, and he's probably seen this sort of thing several times before. So he saunters up to the door, his girlfriend Jacquelyn at his side, and sets to work on the door with my drill and a chisel. BANG! GRIND! WHIRR...POP! And the occasional semi-serious firefighter-ism, "Don't worry, sir, we're doing all we can for you...," or "we'll have you out soon." This, even though he knows me pretty well, never calls me "sir," and knows that I'm not panicking. You'd just have to know Ben... if senses of humor were measured like climates, his would be as dry as the Sahara.
Anyway, he finally manages to pry the door open. Hooray! I thank them for coming over, but Sarah, tired, still recovering from a cold, and a bit shell-shocked by the whole experience, is clinging to my backside, and despite out best efforts, wouldn't come around to say thank you.
And all this time, 19-month-old Matthew is snoozing away on the other side of the bathroom wall, apparently oblivious to the whole thing.
Labels: family, funny